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The hardest drinking university in the United States. Has all prerequisites for binge drinking.
1.Redneck culture that does nothing but drink
2.Lack of any activities after 7pm that dont involve getting hammered
3.Coldest enviroment of any 4 year school in the United States
4. Over 24 bars plus another 10 places to buy alcohol for a place with a population of around 25000
5. Depression that sets in once you realize you have decended into the 5th circle of hell AKA laradise
Student 1:Hey guys we've been drinking for 5 days straight lets change it up I know the University of Wyoming doesnt have anything going on but theres got to be something else to do
Student 2: We could always go outside and freeze to death
Student 3: We could sit around and have a circle jerk
Student 1: Fine lets just go to the Buckhorn Bar
Student 3: No im too classy for that lets hit the Cowboy bar but the one on 3rd st not the cowboy bar on 2nd St
Student 2: I've been drunk since 5pm so i dont really care
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A small town in the southwest corner of Wyoming of about 12,000. Only 3 miles from the Utah Border. A very nice small town even though all the people from Utah go there to buy Alcohol and Fireworks.
"I wish we could buy some beer and fireworks here." "Lets just go to Evanston Wyoming"
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The act of dropping your pants, sticking your head between your legs, then spreading your hairy ass cheeks with both hands in order to make your bung hole howl like a werewolf.... OWWooooohhhh!!
Best executed on a unsuspecting friend at night.
Totally got Corey with the Wyoming Werewolf last night... I think he liked it.
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The act of turning around and farting into the face of the person giving you oral pleasure at the time.
Bob: I don't think that girl's ever going to call me again!
Eric: Why not?
Bob: Cuz i gave her the wyoming whirlwind last night. LOL.
Eric: Nice!
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Similar to a Dutch Oven but with a Navajo blanket and Buffalo shit.
Last night I was pounding this frat rat and gave her the old Wyoming Cooker.
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Sitting in the middle of nowhere doing nothing with no one.
A: "What are you up today?"
B: "Honestly, just wyoming for the most part."
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The theory that states that Wyoming isn't a state. This theory holds ground because:
A)You most likely have never been to Wyoming.
B)You don't know anybody who is from Wyoming.
C)You don't watch television shows that take place in Wyoming.
D)You don't buy products from companies based in Wyoming.
But what is in that part of the country? A government conspiracy? The Illuminati headquarters? A tear in the Space-Time Continuum? Open your eyes.
Marvin: "Wyoming isn't a state"
Yoervis: "That's bs man"
Marvin: "Read up on the Wyoming Theory"
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