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A male individual w/ amazing sexual prowess and skill. Physically endowed w/ length and girth able to please a female multiple times in a single session until she's laid back in bed exhausted as if she's cruising on a yacht
Girl 1: Hey Girl........
Girl2: How was your date last night?
Girl1: OMG he was a Yacht Boy he hit all my spots, left me pleased and sore...
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Punching someone in the testicles with a stolen kayak paddle.
Jessie-Lynn gave Travis an Atascadero Yacht Club and ran out of the Rite-Aid yelling the lyrics to Kid Rock's All Summer Long in Esperanto.
A rich club on the southeastern Long Island sound that a bunch of loud, obnoxious party crazed kids belong to. Most of the club sails and most of the sailors are very good. They have tennis and paddle, swimming and diving. They are a rich af club with rich af members in a rich af town.
"Those Larchmont Yacht Club kids are being real loud and annoying." "yeah but they sure are good sailors"
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Wearing a navy blazer with khaki pants
I decided to rock the yacht club suit at the wedding.
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Southold Yacht Club is a cute little yachtclub located on Goose Creek Beach in Southold, Long Island. Mostly summer residents who live in southold are members of the yacht club, with the exception of a few all year residents. The summer residents who are members there are usually wealthy, high income people who want a sense of down to earth living somewhere. Each member owns atleast two sailboats and loves to race in regattas against other longisland yacht clubs. Even though the members of the yacht club are rich, they are nice people.
Southold: " Dude, your part of the southold yacht club?"
Yacht club: " Yea, I have like 4 boats, and you have none."
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A new economic policy proposed by the presidential hopeful M. Rommey. The presidential candidate and other proponents of this program argue that it will stimulate the economy via a “flush-down” effect, similar to the “trickle-down” effect that revolutionized the economic thinking during the Reagan administration.
The "A golden yacht for every billionaire" program is backed by economic research. A recent, double-blind study has revealed that billionaires are at least 15% more likely to spend time in their yachts if they are given additional yachts made out of solid gold. Because the plumbing of yachts is such that fecal waste is discharged directly into the water, providing golden yachts to billionaires will thuswise result in 15% more fecal waste from billionaires being available in the aquatic ecosystem. In this way, poor people may supplement their diets with partially digested corn kernels and discarded shrimp nubs that they may find at the water’s edge. The additional nutrients in the aquatic ecosystem are also expected to positively impact the fishing industry as billionaire feces is known to attract certain species of fish. As a result of the increased nutritive resources available, the average lower and middle class worker will have the energy to work three jobs instead of just two, resulting in additional tax revenue to fund the program and generally stimulating the economy.
Member of Asswhaffle YC: Is a person that will lean on your dock box with a cold beer and tell you what you're doing wrong on that smokey diesel as you swear, kick and sweat. They'll come to your rescue with a cold beer, a willing hand, tools and shared lessons learned the hard way. Much like a kid, you won't listen and someday after you've "matured" in this new life of wind and sails, you might be the Asswhaffle passing along your knowledge to the new guy.
Or it might be that arm chair sailor that really did know his shit back in the the day, who for reasons unknown can't be on the water that he loves anymore, but he longs to share his glorious stories; listen to his stories with your BS filter turned on high: you might learn, laugh, walk away shaking your head in disbelief or you might just be getting a glimpse into your future
An Asswhaffle will loan you their cleanest dirty shirt for a job interview at the bike rental shop so you can live your dream on your boat.
An Asswhaffle will, in light jest (unless you jeopardize the safety of passengers, crew & those around you), point out the errors of your ways so that you become a safer Asswhaffler for the safety of Asswhafflers on all of Mother Earth's waterways.
An Asswhaffle is someone that's a little funky, eccentric, marches to the beat of their own drum, makes their own rules, helps others when (s)he can, never wastes what (s)he takes from Mother Earth & always pays it forward.
(c) Kristine E Gentry 2015
I am a member of the Asswhaffle Yacht Club and always buy the first round of rum drinks.
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