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The process of using rosemary infused butter as lubricant and performing oral sex on the person after ejaculation.
“I came in that hoe and chowed down on that beefy roast dinner. Proper Yorkshire stuffing”
Worst county in North England. Almost as bad as South England. Lancashire is better and we won the war of the roses
I don't like Yorkshire
Where the greatest products in the world are manufactured by the finest breed of men ever to walk the Earth
Look at that magnificent paddle board old bean, that must be made in Yorkshire by those wonderful chaps!
God's own County, except Barnsley, that's a shithole.
The people there talk in the best accent ever and get priced out of anything at around £0.02, also home of Sean Bean, Christopher Eccleston and my dad. No one there is sober and you *will* be stabbed
"Where did you go on holiday"
"Yorkshire"
"Oh so that's why you're pissed and have a fatal stab wound!"
The act of inserting a whole packet of crayons into your sphincter, then once ready to defecate, you excrete the contents of your rectal passage into the toilet bowl. Thus resulting in an extravagant display of colours
Dude 1:Dude, I totally made the most impressive Yorkshire Canvas the other day.
Dude 2: Dude, sweet
Dude 1: Dude, totally