I sweat you like whoah!

To really like someone.

Man, I saw this girl the other day and walked up to her and said, "I sweat you like whoa"!

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Wear You Like A Necklace

Stemming from the song “So It Goes…” by Taylor Swift. It refers to the link of having your partner choke you during sex thus their hands being the necklace.

“I want to wear you like a necklace,”
“You want me to choke you?”
“Omg yes”

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So do you like fishing?

A phrase to be used in a conversation when there is an awkward silence or nothing to talk about. Similar to "How 'bout them Knicks?"

Zach: Then I found out he crying in the bathroom
Adam: ....
Zach: So do you like fishing?

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Do you like...or something?

A phrase used in a sentence meant to state the obvious. Generally used to make fun of someone who is very vocal about a certain hobby, possession, etc.

Often used on social networking sites as a comment on photos.

Do you like...or something?

Guy puts up a bunch of pictures of himself at a party

Commentor: "Do you like, party or something?

Guy has an album of himself playing basketball.

Commentor: "Do you like, play basketball or something?

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Confess You Like Someone Day

april 10 is confess you like someone day!

person 1: hey did you know it's confess you like someone day?
person 2: really?
person 1: yea!

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Would you like to take a survey

Asking someone if they would like to take a survey, then kicking them in the nuts.

"Would you like to take a survey?"
"Sure"
(Kick in the nuts)

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would you like a cookie or a medal?

something you say to someone when you dont care but you were raped in the ear by someone that told you the stupid story in the first place

JJ: Hey Aaron i just got the new mega man game
Aaron: Good for you would you like a cookie or a medal?
JJ: A medal that is shaped like a cookie

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