you can find anything on here, cant you?

You must be fricking bored to type this in. Go outside and "accidentaly" push down an old lady neighbor. Take a camera, and when she gets mad, say its social experiment. It's not.

What am I doing with my life that I defined you can find anything on here, cant you?!?!?!?!?

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You may piss on the smoke, if you can catch it

One can use chapstick as lotion if desperate enough.

"Man I feel ashy as fuck"
"You may piss on the smoke, if you can catch it"

So You Think You Can Dance

A show about a bunch of faggots and uptight sluts bouncing around like like retards, bitching at each other over whose prance was better and over acting emotion. This is also known as a great loss of time in ones life, be warned, if you watch it, you will not get the time back.

If i was a faggot I would go on So You Think You Can Dance

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You can sleep me under the table any day

Gay

"You can sleep me under the table any day"

-zeroNine

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can you not

A phrase said quickly so it sounds like one word; usually in a high pitched "queefy" voice. Only used by the biggest fartknockers around.

bitches "can you not!?"

ballers "shuddup pussyfart"

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Don’t cry in the beer, but you can put the chicken in the water

The secret of the universe. All will be understood when the phrase is mentioned.

Sitting around discussing all of life’s problems, someone exclaims “don’t cry in the beer, but you can put the chicken in the water”. Suddenly everyone understands everything. A true ah-ha moment.

if you spell applesauce with just a you can call it AAAAAAAAAAA

spelling a word in the urban dictonary with just a

hey guys! if you spell applesauce with just a you can call it AAAAAAAAAAA

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