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I love you

The way I feel about you Melissa. You've made me happier than I ever thought possible. I never want to be without you again and I want to spend the rest of our lives together. That would make me the happiest person alive.

Dan: I love you
Melissa: I love you too, honey.

by backslash April 22, 2005

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I love you

If spoken by a woman: "I Love the way I feel when you're paying attention to me."

If spoken by a man: "Let's have sex."

The only person who ever loved you was your mother.

by Killing Kittens April 28, 2005

1552๐Ÿ‘ 1047๐Ÿ‘Ž


i love you

Three words that are everything you ever wanted to hear. Couples may say it randomly to each other just to make sure the other doesn't forget it.

REAL:

"I love you so much sweetie... I hope this never ends."

"I love you too honey, and I promise that I always will."

FAKE:

"I.. I... I think I love you. Can we make some fucky now?"

"Ohhh that's so cute! Let's go!"

by paulmakespasties August 26, 2006

70๐Ÿ‘ 34๐Ÿ‘Ž


jesus loves you

When someone that shares the same faith as you but has absolutely no intention of helping you nor wants to get invloved with your personal problems. Also is a typical expression used by overly churched individuals who are incapable of giving a real heart to heart advice.

Isaac: Dude whats wrong
Josh: Man my dog just got run over by a semi truck
Isaac: Im sorry man but umm hey! Jesus loves you!
Josh: uh? thanks?

by jordannnnharts September 23, 2010

33๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


i love you

a phrase that boys use to get in a girl's pants.

chris: "i love you so much, i wish i could be with you right now."

hannah:"i love you too. your an amazing boyfriend."

christina(hannahs friend whos with her):" hannah you do know hes just using that i love you bullshit to get in your pants."
^^she knows whats up.

by hottie1233 March 20, 2009

46๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž


I love you

...like a fat kid love cake.

I love you like a fat kid love cake.

by Gav February 6, 2005

1028๐Ÿ‘ 697๐Ÿ‘Ž


i love you

The words to say when you have those feelings towards someone. When it's more than liking someone. Whether it's the personality you love or the looks. The words you say when your heart swells up 100x and beats really fast whenever you see the person.

1: I love you
2: I love you too.

^ Therefore these two are sharing the true love. TRUE.

by secretme;)98 February 14, 2012

22๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž