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National Creampie and Rail your Girlfriend Day where you destroy her and nut in her
Natural Creampie and Rail your Girlfriend Day: fuck her so hard and end it by creampieing her
Omg did you know what special event it is today?
its june 4th there are no special events
No its National Creampie and Rail your Girlfriend Day where you rail her and nut in her to fulfill the days objective
kiss your girlfriend (or make out 😏)
girlfriend: “why’d u just kiss me?”
you: “it’s national kiss your girlfriend day!”
this day is on august 16.
girlfriend: “why’d u just kiss me?”
you: “it’s national kiss your girlfriend day!”
kiss your girlfriend (or make out 😏)
girlfriend: “why’d u just kiss me?”
you: “it’s national kiss your girlfriend day!”
a national day which is celebrated by your girlfriend texting you back. originating in Ancient China, the eskimos believed in spirits that will posses those who do not stick to their commitments (ie: texting back u stupid fucking diabetes dead pancreas headass)
lisa : cheyenne it’s national text your girlfriend back day
cheyenne : Read 8:23 pm
Where your girlfriend at
Hey Mark where your girlfriend bout
Where your girlfriend at
be a complete asshole to your girlfriend, i promise she will love it
bf: i hate you
gf: what why *hangs up*
bf: *texts gf* it’s national be a dick to your girlfriend day