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A way of suicide by which means neccisary, puting a large red lobster down ones pants, along with a king crap, shooting both blindfolded, calling in a order to Mr. Gatti's (large cheese pizza, with 2 liter Dr pepper) while simultaniously falling off of a 384 ft. cliff in the pacific ocean, while choking to death on your own feical matter.
If you don't do all of these exactly right, you havn't gone so far as to Zach yourself
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Common name, usually the Zach is really really really really really hot.
Popular, jock, hot, nice body, tall, gorgeousss.
But is an ass whole.
People on like Zach's for there looks.
Person- who is that really cute guy of there?
Person2- oh that's zach
person- he's FIIIIIINE.
Person2- yeah i know, but stay away he's an ass.
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It's a sexually confused person. It thinks it's male but it is really female.
Look at that zach over there. I feel sorry for it
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A person who gets abused by their sister, plays amino, asks Alyssa aka Strawberry shortcake for plot ideas. Zach likes to eat baked b e a n s
“Omg! It smells like beans, it must be Zach!”
“Your mum gae”
Zach is a dude he is cool, he is basically never sad. He has very nice curly hair, Zach is also very nice but he can be quiet or very loud. But you will have a cool life if zach’s in it cause he will always wave at you. NEVER hate a Zach or everyone will hate you. But overall super cool.
He is a one of a kind person. You will never find another person like him. He might be your brother, or your sister depending on how he is acting at the time but no matter what you love him. When you are going through a tough time and just really need guidance on what to do you think about one of the smartest people you know then the name Zach pops in your head so you give him a call and 99% of the time he gives you a solution that you would have never come up with but is absolutely genius. Yes you might not always agree with his thoughts on a topic and may never win an argument against him but you'll still love him no matter what.
Hey look at that handsome lawyer over there I bet you his name is Zach.