A way of suicide by which means neccisary, puting a large red lobster down ones pants, along with a king crap, shooting both blindfolded, calling in a order to Mr. Gatti's (large cheese pizza, with 2 liter Dr pepper) while simultaniously falling off of a 384 ft. cliff in the pacific ocean, while choking to death on your own feical matter.
If you don't do all of these exactly right, you havn't gone so far as to Zach yourself
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Common name, usually the Zach is really really really really really hot.
Popular, jock, hot, nice body, tall, gorgeousss.
But is an ass whole.
People on like Zach's for there looks.
Person- who is that really cute guy of there?
Person2- oh that's zach
person- he's FIIIIIINE.
Person2- yeah i know, but stay away he's an ass.
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It's a sexually confused person. It thinks it's male but it is really female.
Look at that zach over there. I feel sorry for it
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To Hide or Conceal, By Inserting into ones own rectum.
I Zach-it ed my Black dildo because my mom wanted to clean my room.
The cop pulled us over, but didn't find the bong because i zached it just seconds before he caught us
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A person who gets abused by their sister, plays amino, asks Alyssa aka Strawberry shortcake for plot ideas. Zach likes to eat baked b e a n s
βOmg! It smells like beans, it must be Zach!β
βYour mum gaeβ
Zach is a dude he is cool, he is basically never sad. He has very nice curly hair, Zach is also very nice but he can be quiet or very loud. But you will have a cool life if zachβs in it cause he will always wave at you. NEVER hate a Zach or everyone will hate you. But overall super cool.