Zander is an actual Chad he is mostly seen in your discord server posting very funny memes. He is very handsome and girls drop dead for Zanders but Zander just wants to be left alone
A: OMG THAT GUY IS SO HOT IM SOAKING WET!
J: What guy?
A: ZANDER!!~
A little 4'11 gay brown boy with a penis shaped like a grain of jasmine rice. He is a teachers pet and he still gets 50s in school. Zander is like a bitch magnet, except hes pointed the wrong way.
Somebody gay: "Zander looks pretty cute today"
Somebody straight: "You need to be put down"
A creature of mass pain and destruction often found with children captured in dog cages. Capable of running Mach 7
Bro look out there that Zander’s coming
Zanders always have to be the strangest and most off putting in the room. They’re very kind and exude Aurizzism. They’re “yes” mans , down for whatever you want. Also super cute in a creature like way.
Dude 1: who the hell is that?
Dude 2: bros strange as hell!!! That’s gotta be a zander
someone who’s the biggest bully in the whole world
“that zander guy was super mean to me.”
“obviously, his name is zander.”
ZANDER IS THE BIGGEST JULIE SUPPORTER CUZ JULIE IS THE MOTHERFUCKIN GOAT!!!!!!!!!
Did you see zander buy all of julies merch
hes so stingy
Wish someone was that supportive of me