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A really good game franchise. Created by Nintendo, you play as Link, a Hylian, trying to save the princess named Zelda from Calamity Ganon. Particularly good games in this series are Skyward Sword, Breath of The Wild, and Link to The Past.
Human: Hey have you played The Legend of Zelda? Fire as hell if you ask me.
Hylian: I *am* The Legend of Zelda.
One of the coolest and most worthwhile online live-streaming game marathons in the history of online live-streaming game marathons. A group of 7 really cool dudes called Penguins in The Desert Productions host it. The marathon is held to help raise money for Big Brothers Big Sisters of St. Catharines, Ontario.
The second Zelda Marathon will start on December 10, 2010.
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Only the best game series to have ever been invented, this was developed and published by Nintendo. It started in 1987 and since then has been better and better. The latest was scheduled to come out in 2015 but was postponed to 2016 to make it better than before, and it is going to be best fucking game in the history of history!
"What is 'The Legend of Zelda?'"
"Correct! 400 points."
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In the game Super Smash Brothers Ultimate for the Nintendo switch, it boasts a character roster of 80 playable fighters. One of those being princess Zelda from hyrule, a relatively lower tier character. However due to its terrible online service, online play Zelda is a completely different character becoming a high tier fighter. Only stupid people play this character as it's a character for babies.
She plays the most Wifi Zelda I hate her
A beautiful woman who looks like Marilyn Monroe. She is witty, charming and deep. She is attracted to powerful men especially those in the highest office of the land. She can do an awesome version of Happy Birthday
Zelda Zonk is a legend.
A sexual position/adventure best undertaken by three persons. One individual, preferably the hairiest of the three, hereafter referred to as "Ganon", must “kidnap” a second individual, hereafter "Zelda". The third individual, hereafter "Link", thus embarks upon a quest to "rescue" Zelda.
The use of various "items" that can assist Link in "rescuing" Zelda or "stopping" Ganon may add some intrigue. They should be erotic in nature and left about the "dungeon" so that Link may utilize them to the best of his/her technical ability.
Most importantly Zelda is not allowed to aid Link or hinder Ganon in any fashion until the very end. The recommended code of conduct for Zelda is to act as she does in many of the video games: Do Nothing, at all. Ragdoll.
Victory Conditions:
At this point Link would use whatever has been agreed upon as the "Master Sword" and he and Zelda may "Banish" Ganon in whichever way he/she finds most appealing.
You may, in the course of roleplay, choose to discover that Ganon isn't such a bad guy. In this case the two may put aside their differences and work together to "rescue" the princess in the method that proves most effective.
"This weekend my girlfriend, her Pilates instructor, and I were playing The Princess Zelda and he almost won until I pulled out my Master Sword and smote him."
"I'm feeling a little kinky, would you boys like to play 'Mousetrap?'"
"Nah, Dan and I played that last week; he got the cheese. Let's play The Princess Zelda."
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A video game made by Nintendo where there is a warrior named Link who is supposed to save Zelda. Hardest game to get through.
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