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Got viral about 4 times on TIKTOK.
Funniest person.
Down bad.
Every heard of the tiktok user zen..arc?
No.
He’s funny you should follow him!
A derivative of the skateboarding phrase "Red Dragons", "Zen Dragons" takes hardcore awesomeness to the next level. Generally used to describe an event so insanely rad, hardcore, and uniquely intense at the same time - that upon experiencing said event, one immediately & simultaneously experiences true NIRVANA. thus the expletive, "Zen Dragons!!!"
Dude, we're about to jump out of a plane at 18,500 ft. Zen Dragons!!!
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1) An e-mail with no message text or subject line.
2) An e-mail response with no message text.
"I clicked 'SEND' without thinking and only sent some zen mail."
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A Zen-gasm is the cumgasm a guy has when he's stoned and jacking off and wondering what is feeling what -- is his dick feeling his hand, or is his hand feeling his dick?
Wow! I just got lost in my Zen-gasm, think I'll do it again!
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The hottest boy there can ever be. All the girls drop down and love him, he's a chick magnet, but once he's with you, he's yours to keep. He has the best personality anyone could ask for! He is smart and loveable and loyal and also talented at video games
Girl: Oh my god! That boy is zen said!
Girl 2: OMG, Let me have this chance please!
Girl: Noooo this ones a peng zen said
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The art of taking somebody elses full shopping trolley at the supermarket/department store and taking it to the tills as your own, saving the need to walk up and down the aisles.
"I couldn't be bothered to walk around the store so I did a bit of Zen Shopping."
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Careful use of the roman nougat to achieve the pinnacle of sublime enlightenment. Attaining yenney zen involves ejecting one's own roman nougat on one's face and/or into one's own mouth. Due to the potency of the roman nougat, traditionally one uses ordinary runny ejections first, and builds up a tolerance.
He yenney zened and felt the power of the universe and all that has yet to be thought of and discovered before the eye of his mind within an instant, a moment of distinct clarity and realization.
That is a tough choice, I'm going to have to yenny zen before coming to a decision.
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