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Zeus's Revenge

After finding out your significant other has been cheating on you, and you're having intercourse(preferably from behind), take your two fists together creating a power fist and slam it down on their spine. As the spinal fluid leaks from every hole in their body use it as lube to continue going.

My dumb wife was cheating on me so I enacted Zeus's Revenge.

by DumbFxck April 18, 2024


Zeus's Peril

Having no idea what to do with one's umbrella when entering a building. Often after walking in the rain.

He felt nice and dry walking to his house, but Zeus's peril struck him with great intensity when he saw his carpeted floors.

by Manw/2Faces March 7, 2022


Zeus's Kiss

When two umbrellas awkwardly bump into each other while their owners are walking through the rain.

The two met with Zeus's kiss before separating to opposite sides of the sidewalk.

by Manw/2Faces March 7, 2022


National no Zeus thunderbolt day

Not allowed to use Zeus’s thunderbolt at any circumstances to the average player experience better.

-What is the national no Zeus thunderbolt day?
-It’s the day where all Fortnite players can enjoy the new season in fairness.

by OfficialFortnite March 10, 2024


Being Kidnapped by Zeus

What happens when you don’t eat enough fiber. Probably due to Greek food being high in fatty meats and sauces.

In Venture Brothers S4 E11 “Every Which Way but Zeus” as Billy Quiz Boy is being kidnapped by Zeus he screams for help and is told by Pete White that’s what happens when you don’t eat enough fiber.

After eating all that gyro meat I spent the rest of the evening being kidnapped by Zeus

by Dandy Dan the Candy Man October 2, 2021


the Zeus

This means that someone wasn't loyal in a relationship. It references the greek god of the sky, Zeus, who always cheated on his wife Hera, goddess of marriage*see what they did there?*, with other guys and gals.

"My boyfriend did the Zeus to me!!! He cheated on me"

by barcelonalocalwhore November 8, 2020


Zeus (the)

Sexual act whereby the instigator inserts the index finger of one hand into an electrical socket while at the same time inserting the index finger of the other hand into the anus of another individual.

Dude, I gave your mom the Zeus and now she craps lightning.
Zeus (the).

by dogbiscuit May 27, 2009