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When you're so fucked up that you just pass right out, having no knowledge or recollection of the context. Although this use is uncommon, it may also be used to describe being so tired that you fall asleep out of nowhere.
"Dude I smoked wayyy too much last night I was fucking zoinked"
"Did you see Erick last night? He chugged a handle of Absolut and zoinked in the corner"
Getting so high that you surpass zooted and go into trying to solve the universe.
Chad: Dude why do feet smell and noses run?
Ben: You are so zoinked right now
So high or tired you can't feel your body and are generally incoherent yet not really uncomfortable
Similar to geeked or zooted
Person 1: yo bro how you been
Person 2: shitt I'm zoinked outta my mind rn
when you just get completely fucked up, like just fucking wasted bro, straight up xanned.
Bro, did you see Jaiden at the party?
Nah, but I heard he was fuckin zoinked out of his mind he fucked the teacher thinking it was his step mom.
when you're so fucked up out of your mind you think your teacher is your step mom and you fuck them. but in reality they were your sister and now you're running from the law because you fucked your sister. but you ran to fucking Alabama where its legal to fuck your sister so the law can't apprehend you. now you're living in alabama where you wrestle alligators for a living. yeah, this life, all because you wanted to get zoinked.
Bro, how zoinked are you?
Bro, i fucked my mom, im so zoinked.
The act of being fundamentally high, that you teleport into the nether and ride the nether dragon or whatever and just green the fuck out. P.S i'm fucking zoinked rn.
"Dude, I am so zoinked right now, I'm in the fucking nether."
Zoinked A word in which it describes an over the top high. A song has been made depicting how it feels when you are "Zoinked." People who are with the shits are a familiar with this word as it's the low key type word.
Me: Hey yo guys I think Eric is zoinked.
Eric: I can smell colors and dab people up through windows.