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The Big Dick of Justice is given to those who have been wronged or denied justice while in the work force. The Big Dick of Justice or BDOJ for short, is as big as it needs to be. The head is hard and callused so when he bottoms out the receiver feels like they have been fucked by a freight train. The vein is sharp and cuts as it enters. The BDOJ has a felony wrap sheet longer than its shaft and used to be on the wrong side of the law but now its fights for righteousness. With the Glare of Clint Eastwood, the attitude of Charlton Heston and the swagger of Burt Reynolds the BDOJ is a force to be hold. He has a tattoo on the underside that reads "Pain" and more chest hair than Tom Selleck from Magnum PI. His mustache hides whats left of a large scar he got from taking down two Mexican drug cartels and impregnating their mothers.
"We all got dragged to this meeting that didn't even concern us! Im going to wield the BDOJ like Liono! and get justice from this bullshit job!"
"Its because of that department that our jobs are harder then they should be. Im sure if The Big Dick of Justice heard about this they would all get fucked!"
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One who owns some money and a G5 private jet.
Now let me get this straight. You want me to let my client of 15 years, one of my best friends, die in the jungle alone, for some money and a G5?
Yeah! You paying attention? I'm talking...G5, Pecker! That's how you can roll. No more frequent flyer bitch miles for my boy! Oh yeah! Playa....playa! Big dick playa!
Swingin' past yo' knees!
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Bucky Barnes doesn't just radiate big dick energy, he IS big dick energy.
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You look down during the day to notice your member sitting larger than usual (n.b. refers to a larger than average floppy length and/or girth). CONGRATULATIONS - you are having a big dick day!
A smiling Jim emerges from the bushes having taken a quick whizz. "Great news... I'm having a big dick day" says Jim to his friends. Friends are happy for Jim (some high five).
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The name truck drivers give to the guy that is probably at home screwing their wife while they are out on the road.
Man, I had been on the road for over two weeks, and when I got home I was totally expecting to walk up on Big Dick Dexter in my bedroom with my old lady.
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An individual who is adept at success. Someone who is not afraid of "going big or going home". This person will bet high and always raise the stakes regardless of the outcome or fear of losing. Not necessarily only in gambling, but throughout life in general.
Nine people are playing Texas Hold 'Em. After each player receives their two cards and before the flop a man bets $500k with complete disregard to the odds of winning. The announcer would then state over the loud speaker: BIG DICK SWANGER!!
Mike went to the store and bought a 3 liter of soda last week. He paid with a $1000 dollar bill from 1968, no longer in circulation, just to prove a point. Mike is a BIG DICK SWANGER!!
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something that sucks big time; it/someone sucks really bad
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