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a dumbass person who texts and drives and is likely one day to hit and kill a person/people while texting, people who text and drive are better off being drunk casue at least there will be watching the road
Officer: what caused you to go off the road and run your car into a park killing 10 people
Driver: i was texting :(
Officer: Damn texten drivers
a mixed drink of vodka and orange juice
Nothing spells date rape like vodka and orange juice
256👍 93👎
A person who loves to drive and thinks his or her car is a toy. Aided by the power of the companies name, the driver is filled with a sense of Righteousness as they skid around a corner weaving through traffic. This cigarette smoking Delivery Driver is "NOT TO BE FUCKED WITH". Will not hesitate to throw you into oncoming traffic(while listening to Black Sabbath as he throws his head back and laughs, lighting another cigarette). And the most important fact, the driver knows where you live. Most likely has a "shit-list" of addresses to "bad tippers".
The Delivery Driver peeled out of the parking lot, throwing an empty can of beer out the window as he sqwealed around the corner.
That driver smelled like cigarettes and booze again.
my pizza is missing toppings!
Did you see those two cars racing? the Papa Johns guy smoked him.
26👍 6👎
Fucking masterpiece of a film.
Stars Robert De Niro as Travis Bickle, an unstable vietname veteran who hates the scum of the society he is surrounded by.
You talkin' ta me?
Well, I don't see anyone else here...
388👍 148👎
A lame class that gives teachers the excuse for killing highschoolers GPA's.
Mom: Oh how was drivers ED?
Son: Stupid just like all of their teachers.
79👍 25👎
Any person who cant drive for shit like the rest of the people from New Jersey
Get the fuck off the road you goddamn Jersey Driver
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