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When a prostitute is willing to service a truck driver in his diesel at a truck stop.
"Are you trucker friendly?"
"Yeah, which truck stop should I meet you at?"
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A dude who takes part in typical douchebag activities, but still maintains a decent enough personality to give a slight fuck about someone else's feelings.
"Those bros looked like total douchebags, but when they said 'good morning' I realized they were friendly douchebags."
Cuddles with someone that isn't a love interest.
Friendly cuddles follow these guidelines
-clothed
-no kisses
-hands kept away from private parts
-no feelings towards one another
"Yo man, Britney and I totally hung out and we cuddled"
"Brad. She told me those were strictly friendly cuddles"
"Yeah man I know, but I still got to have her body next to mine"
In 2016 to get and keep a 'normal' job, you still have to hide your bipolarity from your employer. I hope our society will become bipolar friendly one day.
Friendly Simping is when you talk or facetime a certain person a lot when your in the friend zone.
-Friendly Simping is when you talk or facetime a certain person a lot when your in the friend zone—
When you Facetime Jess everyday and friendly simp while in the friend zone
That last fifth of a bottle of spirits (such as whiskey, vodka, or other) which must be consumed quickly so it does not oxidize, as a result you must invite over everyone you know to drink it.
This assures you a constant supply of fresh spirits and friends.
Only the friendly fifth is left in the bottle, who should we call?
Juices that come out when you squeeze your friends
"Let me squeeze you!"
"No! My friendly juices will ruin your grandmamas rug!"