A guy that is a rather βodd ballβ he never misses a chance to jerk off to a 12 year old girls hair. He loves a good fuck to the orange. A Jonah is very rare (which is a good thing) and jerks off with his friends
He is always messing with girls and making them self conciense about their hair. A Jonah is very hard to find and is about 1 in 7,000,000,000
Jonah: whoa youβre hair looks so fucking hot
12 year old girl: Jonah this is getting out of hand
Jonah: letβs find a girl and have a threesome
Cameron: can I join?
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Girl: do you know Jonah?
Guy: JONAH? heβs an βodd ballβ
Girl: did you know he fucks oranges?
Guy: Iβm not surprised
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Super cool guy who loves to have fun. He is sweet to everyone until they cross him. He has a small penis
Girl 1: woah whose that guy over there, he's so cool
Girl 2: I don't know, he must be a Jonah
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The hottest guy in the room tall and handsome very muscular has a big D is very athletic
You better be prepared when running against a Jonah as he's the fastest in the room
"Hey is that jonah were racing oh no we stand no chance"
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