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Kiwi Farms, a website that is ran by edgy 13 year olds who think it is so hip and cool to dox people. Most of the people on the website have an I.Q. lower than 80. They also think that someone is autistic for making a thread on there, even though there are some pretty smart autistic people out there, some of which are probably smarter than most of the people on Kiwi Farms. The staff is no better either, they'll insult you too.
Josh: Hey, dude, what do you think of Kiwi Farms?
John: I think it is a website ran by a bunch of edgy 13 year old kids who have nothing better to do than to dox somebody.
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"Yo that new girl from New Zealand? Chick can twerk, they call it a Kiwi Bomb!"
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Flying - To move from one place to another
Kiwi - A New Zealander
A Flying Kiwi is a New Zealander away from home.
Ironic in that the Kiwi bird, native to New Zealand is a flightless bird.
Flying Kiwi's own all.
Damn, I wish I was as cool as that Flying Kiwi.
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An individual that is kiwi loved by someone. Loves the drink passionate kiwi.
Yo, kiwi slice! I kiwi love you!!
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A colloquialism prominent in NZ stoner culture that implies the speaker intends to pursue a goal but in actuality is just going to loaf around with their thumb up their ass and probably smoke pot.
Kiwi Keen:
Kiwi1: "Bro we should like start a band!"
Kiwi2: "KEEN AS BRO!"
Kiwi1: "You'd be fuckin' keen to... (generally a stupid idea follows)"
Kiwi2: "Hard bro!"
Sex move, where the male squeezes an unshaven nut, preferably the right one, into the females anus. You will probably need alot of lube to pull that off. Once the testicle is inside the ass, the chick needs to squeeze down as hard as she can. When the nut emerges, it will be extremely swollen from the intra-anal pressure applied by the female. This combined with the shit covered hair, makes it look like a pissed off kiwi fruit.
Gentleman 1: Hey man, why are you walking so slow today?!
Gentleman 2: I gave the ole' lady the Angry Kiwi last night, and now my nut hurts like the dickens!
Gentleman 1: Good work my man!!!!
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the two only needed ingredients are simple as and it's easy to make.
nestle reduced cream + maggi onion soup = kiwi dip.
merely mix the two together and you'll have what all the ex-pats are craving as they depressively dip their chips into some fancy hummus, when really, all they want is some good ol' kiwi dip.
how phone calls to mum from nz ex-pats usually end.
steve: ...rashuns, burger rings, l&p, marmite, perky nana, five packs of pineapple lumps, moro... NO, not mars bars. MORO. anything cadbury. oh yeah, chuck in some kiwi dip and salt and vinegar chips to go with 'em, alright? ...yeah, yeah, okay, love you mum. bye.
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