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For a man, unfortunately, the smaller and less talented of his two heads defines the course of action in the vicinity of a person with one head.
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A male human. Can be one of the following:
Man 1: Very average as a human. Likes sex more than the average woman, and doesn't think there's anything wrong with a strong woman. Very neutral.
Man 2: Bastard. Thinks men are the rulers of the earth, while women are simply meant to do all their cooking, cleaning, and cock-sucking. However, when a woman thinks women are superior or manipulates him, he gets mad and says all women are sluts. When a feminist criticizes him for his dick-headed opinions, he automatically labels her as a lesbian. Generally pretty stupid and easy to make a fool of.
Man 3: Either on the sweet side or neutral. Has more on his mind than sex. Unfortunately, is not into women.
Man 4: A REAL man. Is very sweet, when paired with the right woman, may be willing to please her almost to the point of servitude. Contrary to popular belief, this kind of man actually does exist. Often called "pussy-whipped" by other men. Unfortunately, many women do not understand what they have when they have this kind of man and may end up turning him into type 2.
Dovey: And what are your thoughts on strong women?
Man 1: I guess I don't think there's anything wrong with that. Women pretty much have been treated like crap since the beginning of time.
Man 2: Scrub the flo, bitch, then cook my dinner and give me some head!
Dovey: You lame excuse for a human. I feel as if talking to supercilious, fucktarded, machoistic piles of excrement such as yourself causes my IQ to decline.
Man 2: ... Suck my dick.
Dovey: No thanks, I'm not into beastiality.
Dovey: Well, you've been pretty polite throughout the time we've talked.
Man 3: Thank you, so have you.
Dovey: Justin Timberlake's a cute white boy.
Man 3: Meh, I prefer black guys.
Dovey: ...Dammit...
Man 4: (Actual quote) Woman: 1)what i live my life for.2) should be placed on a pedestal.3) the gender of the human race that will not love any of these perverts that write this horrible shit about them.4)everything a real man cares about
i would give everything i have for that woman.
Dovey: ...You are such a sweetie. The world would be a much better place with more men like you.
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When the female is the dominant sex partner in a sexual encounter with a male
Todd: Yo, I heard Joey finally had sex with Emily!
Steve: Yeah, but I heard he let her be the man; She was dominating the whole time.
Todd: Oh, Jesus, poor Joey.
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A phrase that is used by "men" who suffer from severe inferior complexity and lack of ball-growth and hormone secretion, thus passing such a comment on others who are a threat to their masculinity or lack of it.
You don't like metal? Be a man.
You watch romantic comedies? Be a man.
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Women love them. Sometimes so much, we even hate them. It certainly hurts when they don't love us back - that may even turn us into feminists and think of some 'rights' that we can stamp them with violating - that is called broken heart syndrom. When really, we love to cook, clean and raise your kiddo as long as you love us dearly.
God bless you, my man, my protector and provider.
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M= My
A= Annoying
N= Neighbor
A commonly used expression to express how annoying ones neighbor can be.
“Awww MAN is having another party!”
“MAN is playing Fortnite!”
“What’s wrong?” Harold asked. “MAN cannot stop singing!” Sally responded
A Man Is...
A man is not quick to anger
He’s not one who’s quick to brawl
If you see a man bullying others
He’s not a man at all
A man is not a quitter
He’s not one to turn and run
When the going gets rough, he gets tough
He’ll remain till the job is done
A man takes no satisfaction
in seeing another fail
He encourages all to try
and to believe that they can prevail
A man will never boast or brag
or kick sand in your eye
He’ll stand firm on his conviction
with his head held to the sky
A man will always lend a hand
when he finds a friend in need
His character and his integrity
makes him a true friend indeed
--Mychal Wynn
I don’t tale credit for this. A man by the name of Mychal Wynn wrote this.