Spencer

North-American Walrus found along the east coast or Central Florida. Can be found frequently in fast-food joints & public schools where it feeds on children.

Diet: Anything & everything, but prefers children.

Reprodction: Lays eggs in a "host's" head & waits for them to hatch.

This specific breed of walrus is endangered & remains in captivity, although there have been sightings of Spencers in Southern Asia.

Weight: 745,989,493,005,996,703 lbs. when born. can grow to be much larger, though.

Known for Giving too much hw, and bitching about due dates.

Was that a White-Tailed Walrus?!


Naw, it was a "Spencer"

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spencer

to stalk people using facebook.

"Bobby was totally spencering Jill last night."

"That girl is so hot! I'm gonna spencer her later this afternoon!"

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spencer

slang for a metro boy.

That boy has nail polish on! He is so Spencer!

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spencer

A word used to describe someone who is a fat, lazy ass, good for nothing, worthless, piece of shit.

Man that guy is such a spencer!

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Spencered

To fling a rod out your block by 2 stepping all the time

He spencered that bitch

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Spencer

Meaning a dickhead mate who will steal the girl u like from you and make Ur life a living hell

Ye did u hear how Jason stile my gf

Ye he's such a spencer

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Spencer

He honestly will literally just beat your ass in rocket league. That's his only skill though.

Guy: man this guy beat me in rocket league. He must be a spencer

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