A person who takes an hour to play a card
Dude Owen is such fucking cancer
The stupidest disease my best friend had.
Jonny had cancer. When he was sent to the hospital for the he lost count time, the realized he was terminal. No stopping cancer at that stage. (Sigh) Goodbye, Jonny, you were nice
What I get when my sister sings.
Sister: LET IT GO! LET IT GO! CAN'T HOLD IT BACK ANYMORE
Me: STOP YOU'RE GIVING ME CANCER
A diesease caused when one of your cells goes rogue and starts valueing its life over yours. So they kill you in an attept of survival.
Cancer