Trudeau cigarette

The type of cigarettes we will all be smoking in Canada once Prime Minister Justin Trudeau and his Nice Hair officially make marijuana legal.

Hey man I'm just stepping out for a toke break, can I bum a Trudeau cigarette off you?

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cigarette bitch

One who bums cigarettes instead of buying their own.

John: Hey man, can I bum a smoke?
Peter: You gonna give me a blowjob for it?
You cigarette bitch!

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Laramie Cigarettes

A fictional cigarette company found in the Simpsons. It is often used to satirize cigarette advertisements in the media.

"God bless mommy, and daddy, and Laramie Cigarettes."

"Because we aren't allowed to advertise on television (takes a smoke)...ah, that sweet Carolina smoke...."

"I'm as happy as a smoker taking that first puff in the morning!"

cigarette daydream

A daydream that last the length of time it takes to smoke a cigarette.

I had a cigarette daydream I left this town behind.

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cigarette soup

cigarette soup is the voluntarily unknown consumption of a canned beer or soda that has previously been used as an ashtray or a spittoon for chewing tobacco. This is most likely to occur during keg parties, like minded social gatherings, and occasionally from mischievous pranksters.

While Derek was half dazed from puking in the toilet, he asked Brandon for an opened can of soda to drink. Brandon didn’t realize that he had given Derek a can of cigarette soup, until he yelled, “What the fuck?!”, before vomiting even more than ever.

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british cigarette

Slang term for fag or faggot. Specifically used on Facebook and other forms of social networking to avoid getting a post removed.

Bobby, stop being a British cigarette.

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jazz cigarettes

A slang term used for Marijuana cigarettes during the 1920's in the United States. Cannabis cigarettes were sold in jazz clubs during this period thus the origin of the term "jazz cigarettes"

I really need to mellow out. I wish I had some jazz cigarettes to puff on.

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