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when you dutch oven someone but dont force them to smell it.
to do a suicide dutch oven you fart under blankets then turn a light on and to avoid the light they will go under the blankets and be dutch ovened.
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Driving in the car with your friends and rolling up and locking all the windows, locking the doors and turning on the heater.
Why are you rolling up the windows Angie? "Mobile Dutch oven bitch!"
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When you fart directly in someone's mouth trying to cure them of hypothermia!
Megan was laying in bed freezing to death, so Lonnie used the technique called The Delaware Dutch Oven to revive her from the inside out.
When you shart a dingle berry under the covers in bed and it dries before you wake up.
I made a crusty Dutch oven last night
When you fart and trap someone under the sheets only to have it pointed out by the victim you in fact sharted.
Oh my god, Mitch gave me a rusty dutch oven, there was crap everywhere.
When you attempt to perform the Dutch oven and shit the bed instead. The pile of shit is the cobbler in your Dutch oven.
I tried to give my girlfriend a little Dutch Oven treatment, but because of taco bell, ended up with a Dutch oven cobbler instead.
When a passenger and/or pilot sharts in a small airplane that already had questionable air quality.
I was already scared shitless from flying in that flying coffin, then this bearded dude made it infinitely worse with an epic Flying Dutch Oven and I was almost suffocated.
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