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that English that decides he likes calling on people when they aren't paying attention.
aka. the spawn of satans butt hole
student 1: hey do you have the English teacher on the third floor?
student 2: oh my god yeah. he's a Karl streitel.
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Karl Pilkington's "Nick Name" Given To Him By His Insurance Company When They Said His Last Name Incorrectly.
Dear Mr. Dilkington
You are our most valuable customer
"I Threw in the bin" -"Karl Dilkington"
A derogatory name for anybody named Karl. What "cool people" who don't talk to Karl but wish they did call Karl when they see him.
"Hey Krazy Karl, what's up man?"
Karl: "Hey, go away or I'll start calling you Fucked up Frank."
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Karl Marx was a German philosopher, political economist, historian, political theorist, sociologist, communist, and revolutionary whose ideas are credited as the foundation of modern communism. Marx summarized his approach in the first line of chapter one of The Communist Manifesto, published in 1848: “The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of class struggles.” He believed that the roots of human misery lay in class conflict, the exploitation of workers by those who own the means of production. Social change, in the form of the overthrow of the capitalists by the workers (proletariat), was inevitable from Marx’s outlook. Although Marx did not consider himself as a sociologist, his ideas have influenced many sociologists today, especially conflict theorists.
"Capital is dead labor, which, vampire-like, lives only by sucking living labor, and lives the more, the more labor it sucks." - Karl Marx
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Leader of the dark side and controller of all that is evil. In Star Wars he was known as the Emporer while George Bush was called Darth Vadar.
If you challenge Bush, Karl Rove will shoot you with bolts of electricity from his fingers.
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The most evil man alive, as well as the most powerful man alive. Controls the Republican spin and lie machines. Has a lengthy record of using smear tactics to help Republican candidates win election
Karl Rove stole an opponent's letter head and used it to promote a party offering free beer and girls
Karl Rove bugged his own office and blamed it on his opponent
Karl Rove claimed the Clinton administration defiled the White House only to be proven wrong by the GAO.
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"holy shit karl jacobs is the hottest man to exist"
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