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Akin to that of a "Phone Five" whereby when talking on a mobile phone you yell "PHONE FIVE!" and each caller slaps their phone to simulate a 'High Five' without being near one another.
A mouse five takes place on computer instant messaging after something of great excitement or accomplishment have been achieved.
Both Parties raise their Mouse and slap it!
Adam: "I just got someone to babysit tonight, so we can play poker!"
Jon: "Mouse Five!"
*Slap Mouse*
A small-sized person or child with big-sized courage, heart and a bit scrappy. Loyal, he or she will stand up for his/her friends. Wlling to scrap with much larger opponents.
My five year-old picked a fight with the twleve-year old next door -- what a tiger-mouse!
A slang name for the drug cocaine
Cocaine is a stimulant extracted and refined from the Coca plant grown mostly in South America.
In Necro's song "I need drugs" he refers to cocaine as "that damn white mouse"
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Getting grounded from the family computer.
"That's it, you are under mouse arrest mister!" - Your mom after discovering your pornfolio
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The 'Constipated Mouse' is a sound effect achieved by yelling a long 'aahh!', in a more high-pitched voice from the top of your throat; a baby-voice or childish voice while making the Constipated Mouse noise is also required. It is also possible to speak in this mouse voice. When you are making this effect, just imagine a simple mouse trying to force a bowel movement out on his tiny, porcelain toilet.
This sound is very useful in intense situations, such as a murderer entering your house.
*Murderer breaks lock open on front door*.
Resident: "Aahh!" *In the Constipated Mouse voice*.
Murderer: "What the hell is that?"
Resident: "It's our constipated mouse, you better get the f*ck outta here before he takes a poop all over your God damn face... uh-oh, here he comes!"
"Aahh!"
Chris: "Aah!" *In the Constipated Mouse voice*.
Nick: "Haha! That sounds like a constipated mouse!"
Chris: "God damn it," *In the Constipated Mouse voice*.
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A plumber's term for a flushed tampon, after having clogged a drainpipe for some time, the tampon collects clods of hair and other refuse, causing it to resemble a dirty furry thing with a tail.
I wish these bitches would stop flushing their goddamn tampons.. if I have to plunge for one more sewer mouse...
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While working or playing on your desktop, you accidentally drop your mouse that's attached to your PC onto the floor & your to lazy to bend down and pick up, so you grab the wire attached to the mouse and pull it back up to you. tada!
While Gaming On My PC, I Had to Go Mouse Fishing During The Middle Of An Epic Boss Fight. smh