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Satan's rim-job

A very hot and painful burning sensation you feel in and around your anus, usually resulting from consumption of spicy foods. The feeling could be described as Satan himself giving you a rim-job (licking and or tounging of the asshole.)

Ricardo swallowed a whole habanero pepper and the next morning received Satan's rim-job

I splashed toilet water on my asshole because the burning of Satan's rim-job was too intense.

by MunchiesWorld June 8, 2009

17๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


K9 rim job

The act of lifting up a dog's tail, kneeing beind the dog, and licking it's poop chute.

After Trixie poop on the lawn, Ed cleaned her off with a K9 rim job.

by byrd June 14, 2004

71๐Ÿ‘ 37๐Ÿ‘Ž


Twisted Rim Job

When a person receives a rim job while hanging upside-down with your legs over your head.

Joel: Hey man, what did you do last night?
Rick: Dude, my girlfriend gave me a Twisted Rim Job. I almost fell off my pull-up bar.
Joel: Sounds like a great time.

by Conor Brody November 23, 2009

23๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pacific Rim Job

1. When a person licks wasabi from the anus of another person as soy sauce is funneled down the ass-crack, thereby dribbling into the lickers mouth, combining for a Japanese sushi-like experience (with ass). A further option is to place a piece of salmon (or other fish, depending on possible allergies and/or taste) on the surface of said anus for consumption by the licker to accompany the soy sauce and wasabi. The entire act is a play on the traditional "rim job" whereby a person's asshole is licked and tongued for the purpose of sexual gratification. This act, along with the geographical nomenclature for countries bordering the Pacific Ocean (The Pacific Rim, i.e.: Japan), combine to give us this most vile act.

A kind and courteous partner will provide shredded, candied ginger root at the close of the Pacific Rim Job

*CAUTION

Wasabi may cause intense burning discomfort to the asshole

Man...I finally got Sally in the sack, and she's a freak! She asked me to give her a Pacific Rim Job...!

by Frosty McNuts November 12, 2017

18๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pacific rim job

The act of giving a normal everyday run of the mill rim job, however the recipient has a ring of pineapple encircling the anus.

Note: if adding a cherry inside the middle of the pineapple ring, this rim job will be known as the holiday ham

Bro, last night Becky gave me a stright up pacific rim job, that girl sure loves pineapple!

by Pokemon master-baiter March 9, 2014

28๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


rim job

A short, fat, rugby player who, dispite his looks, always gets past, the more slim, faster players.

Rim job scored another fuckin tri?

by Ben Dover Man March 27, 2008

4๐Ÿ‘ 32๐Ÿ‘Ž


Scenic Rim Job

Being lowered from an operation crane down a canyon wall while antagonised meat ants are released intermittently through a funnel into your anus, and then guffing them out into an open flame upon reaching the ground to be placed into a pepper grinder.

Dude, get your crane license already so you can give us a scenic rim job!

"Patricia was hospitalised after her scenic rim job", said Frank Frankfurter.

"Wow, that Pacific rim-job gave me the mumps!" said Frank numbly, while staring into the hollow abyss of his soul.

I had to arrange a carer for my grandmother to make time for my scenic rim-job.

by moles1111111111 October 16, 2011

7๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž