you single

The word you single is most often used by 9 year old Roblox players, other wise used in a really weird conversation yo wanna get out of.

9 year old: time to sign into my roblox and get some sweet online babes.

Other roblox player: I'm just minding my own business in his game.

9 year old: hey you single.

other player: yeah, wanna go on a date.

9 year old: SURE :) XD
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Mom: so honey this is how sex works...

Son: you single?

Mom: umm what...

Single Window

The short amount of time that you have to RESPECTIVELY get a hot chick! The time frame between her ex boyfriend and before she gets another one.

Mike: I really want to take her out asap.

Micah: don't lose faith in her :) gotta give her a lil time since she just broke up with her bf. i swear...she likes talking to you!!

Mike: I know. I just don't want to miss that short Single Window that she'll probably have. She's too hot to stay single long.

Single Skinner

A small joint or spliff made with only one rolling paper rather than 2 or more

"I 'ant got much weed mate so it will have to be a single skinner"

Sexy Singles

Another name for day-labourers. Rather than giving the independent labour consultants derogatory or assumptive titles like Spics, Illegals, or Mexicans; one can call them "Sexy Singles"

Guy: "Look at all those sexy singles chilling in front of Home Depot!"

Girl checking Gmail: "The pop-up ad says there are sexy singles within two miles of my house." "Funny, there are at least four 7-11's within two miles of my house"

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single entendre

Unlike a double entendre, a single entendre only really has one meaning.

"Hey Jimmy, you're a fucking asshole"

"Nice single entendre"

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semi-single

the status of a person who is half single, half taken; someone who is in an unofficial relationship

I am not single, I am semi-single so stop trying to bag you asshole.

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single speed

A bike with a single gear, similar to the days gone by when bikes didn't need a realm of cogs to propell itself forward. This is of course a free hub, not a fixie.

Dom was a pervert, he converted his geared mtb to a single speed.

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