Single Window

The short amount of time that you have to RESPECTIVELY get a hot chick! The time frame between her ex boyfriend and before she gets another one.

Mike: I really want to take her out asap.

Micah: don't lose faith in her :) gotta give her a lil time since she just broke up with her bf. i swear...she likes talking to you!!

Mike: I know. I just don't want to miss that short Single Window that she'll probably have. She's too hot to stay single long.

you single

The word you single is most often used by 9 year old Roblox players, other wise used in a really weird conversation yo wanna get out of.

9 year old: time to sign into my roblox and get some sweet online babes.

Other roblox player: I'm just minding my own business in his game.

9 year old: hey you single.

other player: yeah, wanna go on a date.

9 year old: SURE :) XD
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Mom: so honey this is how sex works...

Son: you single?

Mom: umm what...

Single Skinner

A small joint or spliff made with only one rolling paper rather than 2 or more

"I 'ant got much weed mate so it will have to be a single skinner"

Sexy Singles

Another name for day-labourers. Rather than giving the independent labour consultants derogatory or assumptive titles like Spics, Illegals, or Mexicans; one can call them "Sexy Singles"

Guy: "Look at all those sexy singles chilling in front of Home Depot!"

Girl checking Gmail: "The pop-up ad says there are sexy singles within two miles of my house." "Funny, there are at least four 7-11's within two miles of my house"

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semi-single

the status of a person who is half single, half taken; someone who is in an unofficial relationship

I am not single, I am semi-single so stop trying to bag you asshole.

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single entendre

Unlike a double entendre, a single entendre only really has one meaning.

"Hey Jimmy, you're a fucking asshole"

"Nice single entendre"

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single speed

A bike with a single gear, similar to the days gone by when bikes didn't need a realm of cogs to propell itself forward. This is of course a free hub, not a fixie.

Dom was a pervert, he converted his geared mtb to a single speed.

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