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Denizens of the internerd.
They will not sleep, eat or perhaps even 'die' so long as they have access to the internerds. Harmful to humans who comes between them and their glowing boxes. Likes the dark.
Nerd A : Man, at least I used the net for information
Nerd B : you mean pr0n ?
Nerd A : I mean plagiarising assignments.. but when I came to the lab... all I saw were zombies man.....
Nerb B : Want me to warn the admin and bring out the shootaz ?
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To walk in a tired-like way. Walking during a hang over. Taking a walk after waking up.
He zombied over to the sink to brush his teeth.
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"The Zombies" happen after a night of smoking marijuana. To have "the zombies one would feel groggy and slow (still high) for 1-5 hours after waking up. "Some zombies" is also an acceptable phrase.
John Sample "Man, i got the zombies and I'm going to go take my midterm."
$+33\/: "Bummer d00d."
or
$+33\/: I got some zombies goin broski.
Broski: Double plus uncool.
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The man in Florida who got high off of bath salts and devoured a mans face.
Zombie:
Hey, I don't know you.
And I might be crazy.
But I just smoked Bath Salts.
So, now your face looks tasty.;)
Innocent Bystander:
Oh shit.
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The act of jizzing into a girl's eyes after she gives you oral pleasures, causing her to go temporarily blind and walk around with her arms stretched out to navigate in the same fashion as a zombie.
"Dood she was stumbling around after I gave her a zombie, it was like the friggin' night of the living dead"
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The act of making someone look in another direction, so that when they look back at you you have a ridiculous face on with your eyes rolled back and your tongue sticking out, looking like the pervebial zombie. This is done a lot in schools like La Salle and Columbus.
This was made famous by David Guerra (the biggest boss that you have seen thus far).
Dude i just zombied Mr. Isenberg, he was so mad that I was afraid that he would have a heart attack, you know being that he is 105 years old and all.
Get zombied on niggit!
I tried to zombie my bitch of girlfriend and that cunt had the nerve to slap me in the face.
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Being drunk to the point where others could possibly mistake you for a zombie. Key points of interest being wobbly legs, crooked shoulders, incoherent mumbling and an open drooling mouth. Other signs are ripped/dirty clothing from falling down a hill or randomly rolling around in a field.
"Dude, did you hear what happened to Jimmy?"
"Yeah, he got totally zombied and crashed a speedboat into a helicopter."
"Crazy shit, huh?"
"Yarp."
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