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(noun) A cat that would be defined as chonker but instead is even larger and more photogenic.
Friend: Who is that extra large lad over there?
Other Friend: Oh that is just my neighbors cat, he is an absolute chonker.
A female who is objectively attractive by all measures of the word.
Ohhh damn man that’s a 10.
Yeah bro she’s an absolute gäri
A dublin 4 slang term for good time
Guy 1) want to go down trinners
Guy 2) sounds like absolute horseplay
The smallest non-zero number. It can be written as 0.000...1 (as in, there is an infinite line of zeros between the decimal point and the 1). It can also be refered to as an infinitillionth, as it is the result of dividing 1 by an infinitillion.
I have an absolute small amount of patience left with you!
I'm so poor that I don't even claim to own an infinitillionth of a cent.
Nicky Kiteley, the most beautiful person you could ever ask for. I swear it's like if God wanted to make an angel, but didn't because the printer ran out of paper and ink so he used rolling papers and the most beautiful shades of the world's most captivating colors instead to make an incomparable artwork of the admirable, multi-dimensional, charismatic, full of life, who will no doubt make your heart feel at home while taking you on many kinds of trips, my love, Nicky Kiteley.
Haha see I tollddd you, you were the definition of absolute perfection !!
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Just like crap, but much worse.
Lil Wayne's music is absolute crap.
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Sexual dominance achieved through wrestling between two consenting adults. Wrestlers can be of any gender - male vs female, female vs female, male vs male. The loser gets dominated sexually, via pegging, hardcore oral sex, facesitting, intercourse, foot domination, verbal and physical humiliation. Often overlaps with femdom fetish, when a strong woman overpowers and fucks weaker man, as well as maledom and lesdom fetishes.
Jack didn't expect to lose to his girlfriend, which is why it was twice as humiliating when she claimed absolute victory and pegged him.
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