actual boss

Although used in many circumstances, actual boss refers to something being good. This can be a person, a place, a thing. Almost anything, as long as it is good.

I went to this kid JoJo's party the other night got wicked sick, it was actual boss. Plus l drank a bunch of natural blondes, they too were actual boss. When l vomited on my shoes l thought, this is not actual boss.

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that's actually fucked up

THE main phrase used by Norman “Nick”. He usually uses this line when he feels like something really fucked up was conspired against him. This is a common way that Norman “Nick” voices his displeasure.

*the avetards broke into Norman “Nick”’s room and brought his PS4 downstairs so they could play in the living room*
Norman “Nick”: “Yo did y’all steal my PS4 and bring it downstairs?”
Noah: “Um, possibly”
Norman “Nick”: “Dude, you know that's actually fucked up, right?”
Norman “Nick”: “Yo Henry, that's actually fucked up right?”

what in the actual fuck

What in the actual fuck?!? To describe a sence of shock and confusion about the reality of your situation.

Your phone was connected to wifi then suddenly disconnects without reason, your chair was there a minute ago and now its gone. What in the ACTUAL fuck.

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what in the actual fuck

First coined by Danish writer Søren Kierkegaard, a technical philosophical phrase, employed primarily in metaphysical and existentialist discourses, to draw a sharp distinction between actual fucks and merely potential fucks.

Person online: I would like to express an opinion on which reasonable minds may differ.
SK: what in the ACTUAL fuck
Twitter: omg all the rts

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um actually🤓

''um actually🤓'' is a word you use when you want do act like a goddamn nerd correcting someone's mistake.

um actually🤓 2 + 2 is 4, you are wrong

im not sure actually

What someone says when they don't want to answer a question because they don't want to reveal the embarrassing truth.

Scott: So Bill, when did you first have sex?
Bill: Im not sure actually. It was a long time ago.

what the ACTUAL fuck?

Take a standard "What the fuck?", multiply by a level of disbelief or incredulity, and then you have "What the ACTUAL fuck?".

Someone parks in two spaces, you exclaim "What the ACTUAL fuck?",
Someone gets up in your face, you shout "What the ACTUAL fuck?".

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