adoptive identical twin

Someone who is the smarter one of identical twins,hence the term.

Brock is Uriah's adoptive identical twin, since Brock won a medal at high school graduation and Uriah did not,Brock was always on the honor roll while Uriah never was,and finally,Brock went to college while Uriah just worked after high school.
Musa is Harun's adoptive identical twin, since Musa won a medal at high school graduation and Harun did not,and Musa always made dean's list while Harun never did.

adopt a cat together

The equivalent to "third base" for lesbians.

Did you go to "first base" or "second base" or adopt a cat together.

adopted identical twin

Someone who is one of identical twins,but is the less intelligent of the twins,hence the term.

Uriah is Brock's adopted identical twin brother,because,unlike Brock,Uriah did not win any excellence medals at high school graduation,never made the honor roll,unlike Brock,and finally,unlike Brock,Uriah did not go to college but instead decided to work after high school.

Harun is Musa's adopted identical twinbrother,since Harun,unlike Musa,did not win any excellence medals at high school graduation,nor did he ever make dean's list in college,unlike Musa.

roblox adopt me

where you scam little kids! and forcefully buy robux with your parents credit card for pets you dont use

Kid: A new day at roblox adopt me
scammer:ayo want free pets but you go first
Kid:does trust trade with his first roblox adopt me thats the oldest rarest pet
scammer:you are a fucking moron dont fucking trust strangers

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adopted asian

A non-asian person who is friends with a lot of asian people, usually a white person.

Also a non-asian who wishes they were asian, reads a lot of manga, and is a nerd.

Girl- Oh hey there is that Laura girl why is she always surrounded by asians?

Friend- She is their adopted asian, I swear she was born the wrong race.

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Your Aunt Adopted

The ultimate comeback, Not even god himself can defy this and must submit to thegodly powers of this. Even the feared "Your Cousin Non Binary" cant compare with this.

Jack: Your Mom Gay
Jill: No u
Jack: Your Dad lesbian
Jill: Your sister a mister
Jack: .... Thats it. I gotta do it to you
YOUR AUNT ADOPTED
Jill: Gets removed from existence and no dosen't even exist anymore and gets evaporated

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Hop on adopt me

To be a Zoophile and have sex with pets

Hey neon giraffe, wanna hop on adopt me?

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