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Magic Carpet Airport only lets Magic Carpet Airlines use its state of the arts facilities built it the year 30 bc it is the most beautiful airport architecturally of course. Magic Carpet Airport is a favourite amongst rappers. They like how quite and magical it really is.
Yo, you can't take a connecting flight from MCA ( Magic Carpet Airport) if you're not flying MCA ( Macgic Carpet Airlines)
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Hell.
A. "Dude the travel agency gave me a connecting flight at O'Hare International Airport."
B. "Damn! What Sins have you been committing?"
A. "Well...rape, murder, incest..."
B. "Ahhh, that explains it. Don't do those things and you won't have to fly out of O'Hare."
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When you, because of inaction or indifference, leave a condom inside a woman after intercourse.
I wasn't really that into her, so I decided to leave the donkey at the airport.
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When a husband shaves all of his pubes in the shower, then gets his wife to come squeeze his balls while he Jerks off. (him still being in the shower). When ejaculation occurs, he then grabs her hand, blows a load in it, but then she lays it over on his face instantly, giving no time for the husband to react.
I hear people day that tennessee airport layovers help with facial aging
DIA. The gargantuan international airport serving Denver, Colorado (DEN) located on the plains east of the city and nowhere near the city center of Denver. Its location is so remote and so far from Denver itself that it seems to be halfway to the Kansas border. Taxing on the runway to/from the terminal itself takes forever and seems to take like an hour. Right after you takeoff (depending on the direction), you can look down and see numerous cattle ranches in the area. To get just about anywhere in the metro area is a long drive due to of its remote location.
The airport covers some 60 or 70-square miles or so and is the largest airport in the country. It is so large that it is larger than Chicago O’Hare, Dallas Forth Worth and Atlanta/Hartsfield combined. The current facility was built to replace the aged Denver Stapleton Airport in 1995 or so that was much closer to the city center.
The central terminal is known for its white, fabric roof reminiscent of the white-capped Rocky Mountains or the “teepees” of the Native Americans who inhabited the area, depending on who you ask. Being inside makes you feel as though you are in a giant tent. The clean and spacious central terminal has the TSA screening booths, numerous car rental agencies, restaurants and the enormous baggage claim on the bottom level. The airport’s layout is similar to Atlanta’s. There are 3 concourses separated by some three-quarters of a mile or so and connected by an underground train. Frontier Airlines is closest to the main terminal while United is further out at Concourse 3.
DIA is the 2nd largest hub for United Airlines and is the only hub for smaller, classier and low-cast carrier, Frontier Airlines.
Denver International Airport is a nice airport, but dam is it big and remote.
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Marijuana; known as "the shit" in Michigan, to find it you have to know the Pilot, and you must pick it up and Detroit Metro Airport. Also known as "A.P.C."
"Hey we gotta go down I-275 to I-96 and hit up metro to get that Airport Chronic"
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Something you can say to yourself when you get a really sucky test score; basically the school version of "carpe diem" or "shit happens". Can't go to college or get a cool job? There's always bumming out at the airport - it's indoors, there's a bathroom, and there are restaurants you can work at so you don't have to beg! :P
Guy 1: "What'd you get on your test?"
Guy 2: "D plus."
Guy 1: "I got an F."
Both: "Oh well... Airport bum swag!"
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