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Waking up sentient beings. Getting folks to STAY WOKE. Making noise, speaking up, & being FREE! Resisting groupthink, doublespeak, foolishness, and BS.
Lupe: Yo, a Bodhisattva just rolled up on me and informed me. I can't go back to sleep.
Yoshi: That's real talk, sister. That Bodhisattva was alarm clocking you. STAY WOKE!
Someone who wakes up just seconds/minutes before their alarm goes off.
I woke up just one minute before my alarm went off this morning. I think I'm alarm-psychic!
When you are awoken by your partner giving you oral sex a few minutes before your actual alarm goes off.
I had to wake up extra early for work, fortunately my girlfriend was up early and she woke me up using the alarm cock.
The act of waking your partner up by slapping her in the face with your semi erect penis.
Susie was well away his morning but she sold stirred when the alarm cock went!
When you are extremly tired, but want to still carry out a text conversation with someone who takes a while to respond. so you take a nap, but set your phone to vibrate and put it next to your pillow to wake you when the other person responds.
I was so tired, but still wanted to talk to Chelsea. So I took a power nap and set my text alarm,
The act of waking up a person by slapping them with an erect penis.
Woke up my girlfriend with the Meat Alarm this morning. At least one of us got up on the right side of the bed!
An alarm you set before your primary alarm to allow for cuddle time with your partner before getting up for the day. Similar to hitting snooze, except it's primary purpose is morning cuddles.
We have to be up by 7am to make our flight, so you better set the cuddle alarm for 6:50am.