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The act of jumping out of a plane then cutting off ones scrotum, then using it as a parachute to land safely on the ground.
Man 1 - Hey man wanna hang out this weekend?
Man 2 - Yeah lets do this Alaskan parachute thing.
Man 1 - Sure!
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Like an Alaskan Spear thrower, but in reverse. The act of a women jumping off of a piece of furniture onto a mans penis. Even if aimed perfectly will still cause extreme pain to both.
John: " Dude, what happened to you?!"
Fred: " Last night Cindy wanted to try an Alaskan Skydiver.... She jumped off my coach, and then missed my cock by a foot, and it literally snapped!!!! I can barely walk!!!"
John: " Hehe, sucks for you."
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A game in which two men,with erect penises, tie their hands behind their back and try to insert their dick into the opponants ass
Winner: Goddamn, the Alaskan Snowdance gives me an exellent workout. it works all my muscules!
Loser: I won't be able to shit right for days!
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when you jizz in their lovers mouth, male or female, and then the other person spits the jizz into your ass hole, using it as a lubricant to get ur ass fucked and/or fingered.
I'm gonna do the alaskan snowball on u in ur sleep.
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The Alaskan lumberjack involves taking a shit on another persons chest then standing up and cutting the shit in half with your pee.
Bensk: So did you finally Alaskan Lumberjack her?
Jeremy: Yeah but I nearly ran out of piss it was a massive shi
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When a guy takes a shit and puts it in the freezer and the girl uses it as a dildo.
Jill was feeling quite randy while Buck was away at camp. Luckily Buck left her an Alaskan Pipeliner in the freezer.
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Rating a woman on a scale from 1 to 10, an Alaskan 10 is a 4 after you've drunk a 6-pack.
I woke up next to an alaskan 10 this morning, and I think I'll quit drinking.
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