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smol pan bean who needs a growth spurt ....luvs Klaudia and dodie.
wow I ship Caitlin alligator and klaudia so muchhhh
A person who instigates a situation and then proceeds to completely over react to said situation.
Brian: that hat looks stupid on you
Jason: I don’t care what you think
Brian: you don’t care what I think? I thought we were friends! Mother fucker I’m going to blow your house up!
Jason: you are being an insta-alligator
When your boss or owner the company you work for belligerently attempts to hype up the workers, but instead causes everyone to waste time by making fun of their insincere and lame efforts. Could also refer to the act of screaming and yelling on a sales floor while everyone else just stares at you while you make a fool of yourself.
We got three more days and a wake-up this month! Let's gong the alligator! Nobody can leave until you are either over your goals or peeing blood!
Similar to a rat tail haircut, but a alligator tails consist of the hair right above the butt. Originating from the area around New Orleans in the bayou.
Person1: You see that tour guides Phil's alligator tail.
Person2: You could barid that ass hair.
Person 1: You know that's new and sexy in the earth.
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When going down on a woman... when she cums, her thighs constrict around one's head, and she starts bucking wildly. You have to hang on for dear life lest your neck be snapped by the her powerful "jaws"
"Man, I was wrestling the alligator last night and now I have this crick in my neck that is killing me!"
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When someone's elbows become so dry they become rough and scaly. Some common causes are eczema or psoriasis.
Person 1: OW! Your elbow just scratched me! Do you have sandpaper on it or what?
Person 2:Why would I wear sandpaper on my elbows?
Person 3: I can answer this question. You have alligator elbows.
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A male version of a camel toe. Similar to melvin but more descriptive in nature. Looks like the testicles of the subject are, in fact alligator eyes due to their opposite position from each other.
I can't believe I just put on my grandma's old ski suit - it is so tight fitting that it gave me ALLIGATOR EYES, check them out!
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