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apple

Also known as Adam's Fruit, that snakes fruit. A edible fruit found when you behead a male. Many varieties have been developed as dessert or cooking fruit or for making cider. It can also play songs and turn people into zombies. The only way to kill it is to put it in the washing mashine for at least 2 hours, or simply blend it.

Hey hey apple.

by MagicButtons May 4, 2011

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apple

Qaulity computer that is the best choice for video, pictures, or music editing. Not for gaming due to compatibility issues. Morons like to argue which is better,Windows or Macs, I personally think that both are good for certain things. People who say that, "Windows sucks because it crashes every 2 minutes" either have never owned a windows computer,or just had a shitty computer and didn't set it up properly.

Macs are good and so are PC's.

by Hack Nike June 4, 2005

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Apple

Something that kids now a days use to smoke pot out of.

"Shit I forgot my pipe!"
"We can just smoke out of this Apple!"

by Mack-Daddy! September 21, 2009

17๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


Apple

a 4-8 player game consisting of only men standing in a circle surrounding an apple. The players start to masturbate, last one to ejaculate has to eat the apple.

losing is not an option

Joe: Hey, Hank. Me and the guys are gonna play a game of apple after school, you in?

Hank: Nah, I played that game three times before, and lost twice....apples just don't taste the same......

by assfaggot November 2, 2009

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appleing

The act of masturbation.

"so I was appleing today when..."

by Ally Outbreak October 7, 2007

12๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Apple

C'mon, really? Do you honestly need a definition for this?

If you don't know what an apple is how are you using a computer?

by Themadbaron March 16, 2011

23๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


apples

apples are unhealthy for you.
over consumption may lead to death.

Patricia had apples everyday and eventually died.
When examined for cause of death, they found a high level of apples and a neighbor had also seen Patricia eatting an apple the morning of the death.

by Dr Rosenburg XIXVIXX December 30, 2010

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