Argument

When two or more people have a disagreement

Example of an argument:
Person 1 "all im saying is that if enough crows worked together they could pickup a light baby and cary it into the sky"
Person 2 *leaves all the groceries they were going to buy and runs out of the store*
Person 1 *runs at inhuman speeds alongside person 2 as they get in there car and drive away
Person 2 "how can you run that fast"

*starts to sob*
Person 1 "I bet it would only be like 8 crows to cary a newborn child"
Person 2 "please god, help me, why are you doing this"
Person 2 *starts to wake up*
Person 2 *sits up in bed covered in sweat*
Person 1 *muffled* "I'm sure the crows *opens closet door* would b-
Person 2 *Screams*

Argument

Then, how did he celebrate Christmas Michael?

Hym "That's called 'No True Scottsman Fallacy' Michael. What you were going to say in response to that question. 'No True Scottsman Fallacy' Mike. That's also not an argument. So, he doesn't believe in Christ... And he celebrated Christmas any... So it isn't an option... It's a demonstrably True statement. Michael... Michael... If it isn't an incest cult, where did all the people come from? You have Adam... And you have Eve... We know how babies are made... How did you multiply 2 people into 9 billion? Incest. What do you call two people who share the same set of parents? Siblings."

Argument

A word fight.

My girlfriend and I had a disagreement so we got in a huge argument.

Argument

Niggers eat smegma.

"nice argument" "yes i know niggers eat smegma"

Argument

Something you don't do with a woman when she knows her facts.

"I didn't do it baby I swear" Woman- "see? This why we're having an argument bc you lying an I got proof you just don't wanna admit it."

Argument Hawk

A person who is completely right in a situation, but acts toxic for no reason or stretches an argument longer to make themselves look smart.

“As James was verbally attacked by the argument hawk, he screamed at the man.”
“ Theo? That argument hawk?

Strohjoka-Argument

Rhetorische Taktik in Diskussionen, bei der einer sachlichen Kritik mit dem Vorwurf der Voreingenommenheit oder mangelnden Sensibilität begegnet wird, um von der eigentlichen Argumentation abzulenken.

A: Die neue Magierin ist zu stark. Ihre Fähigkeiten verderben den Spielspaß.
B: Du hast wohl ein Problem mit starken weiblichen Charakteren. Das ist ziemlich sexistisch von dir!
A: Ein klassisches Strohjoka-Argument 🙄 Können wir zur Diskussion über die Spielbalance zurückkehren?