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fucking a girl in the ass and then pulling out and busting all over her back as if covering her with a suit of armor.
on new years, eddie gave molly white armor and she enjoyed every second of it.
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White liberals who act as though they are doing a service protecting minorities, whilst only being annoying dumb asses. Also known as a white apologetic/ white savior.
Black dude trying to go to work: "What the fuck are you doing?"
16 year old white girl who is laying down in the street blocking traffic: "Um! I am standing up for your rights and demanding change!"
Black dude trying to go to work: "I don't need a White in Shining Armor, can you get the fuck out of the way I'm going to be late!"
16 year old white girl brushing off her knees: "Ugh! Well we don't claim you! I'm so gonna tweet about this!"
The BEST set known to man in Hypixel Skyblock which is basically impossible to get considering you need 688 Heavy Pearls & 7,050,220 Crimson Essence. Which will take around 4.73 years to get ONE piece of it. Thank you Hypixel!!!
(P1) Hey man i finally got my finally got my Infernal Crimson Armor 15 starred
(P2) Get a fucking life
See Cluster Fuck...
Man, noone at Mobile Armored Vehicles knows what the hell they are doing.
Yeah, it's a real cluster fuck here.
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America's only true enemy, these bears are unstoppable in every sense of the word. Well, ALMOST any sense. By that I mean the one man alone, or should I say, the two fists together that can defeat this Armored AIDS menace. This man is Woodrow Wilson, America's 28th president. Back at ye olde peace conference in France or whatever, this discovery was made. The conference was stormed by Bears of the Armored AIDS variety, and everyone fled for their lives, except for brave Woodrow. He then developed his legendary double punch technique on the fly, he followed his instincts and aimed for what he knew was the Bear's weak-spot. Right in his Armored AIDS throat! Realizing that these bears would never cease to pursue him, he concocted his unstoppable 14-point plan. This plan consisted of punching these bears in their 14 vital points. All of which are the throat. That would be, let's see, hmmm.... 7 double punches folks!!!
At a lowly insignificant peace conference, a new threat surfaced. And from its Armored AIDS ashes, a hero arose.
Dude did you hear that Woodrow Wilson let that other guy at the peace conference get mauled just because he thought it was funny? But then punched the bear so hard in the throat, that the other guy resurrected from the dead and became the new Jesus?
Yeah, me neither. Furthermore, armored aids bears
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Horse armor is the peculiar sense/emotion of preparing oneself for bestiality (see: anal penetration of a horse or hideous woman).
Mr. Hands should have remembered his horse armor: instead, he received a perforated colon.
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