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When you finish fucking a girl (positions are up to you), flip her over, stick an American Flag in her ass and sing the National Anthem.
Also known as "The Patriot," or the "Iwa Jima."
I'm feeling rather patriotic tonight sweetheart, why don't I give you Neal Armstrong?
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Senator Armstrong is basically the embodiment of the Trump personality. In case you do not know what I am talking about, he is not racist but he does dislike some people that are not white American. He likely does not care for others' needs and wants especially poor people. He is somewhat cocky but does not go far enough to build a wall. He makes decisions that benefit him and if piss him off too much and he might go full out 200% American on your candy ass.
I wouldn't elect Senator Armstrong even if I was paid too.
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The greatest cyclist ever. He won the Tour de France seven times in a row, and retire in july 2005 after his last victory in the Tour
On the last day of the Tour all the other cyclists wanted to take a pic with Lance
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One of the worlds greatest ever athletes. He suffered from cancer in 1996 and was given a 75% chance of dying. He fought this disease off and has won the 1999, 2000, 2001, 2002, 2003, 2004 and 2005 Le Tour De France's. He will never be forgotten in cycling and sport history. God bless you Lance.
'Lance is victorious again for the 7th year in a row'.
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Born Adrienne Ilene Nesser, she is the awsome wife of Green Day's lead singer, Billie Joe Armstrong. She is co-owner of Adeline Records and her and Billie Joe own their own clothing company, called Adeline Street (which I have two things from). They have raised two children together, Joseph Marciano and Jakob Danger. Now she is known as Adrienne Armstrong.
She has three siblings, Steve, Aaron, and Amelia. Billie Joe, Adrienne, Joseph, and Jakob now reside in Berkley, California. One more little thing, it has been reported that Adrienne Armstrong can play the drums!
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a gay little jew boy with a black bowl cut, he has the biggest jewish nose ever seen and weighs 60 pounds. nobody likes him and most people call him a jew or pedophile because he once said waka waka and grabs a girls tits. people love to lock him out of his school building (where he go school.) he is an only child and his mother has a mohawk and thats yucky.
every human being on earth: "Kingston Armstrong is very yucky!"
A Gorgeous woman. Very wise and has the best advice. Knows how to cheer everyone up but rarely can cheer herself up. When she is mad she stays mad until she solves whatever the problem is. Can be a bit stubborn but usually is for the right reason. Is very romantic and lives people well. She gives full attention to the people who need it and has great social cues.
Look at that Beautiful, Fierce, Karis Armstrong
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