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A race of very intelligent people, but ironically, are very uptight about their dick size.
Common trends I notice among Asians:
Chinese tend to be very rude and curt while giving customer service at their restaurants. I don't know what it is, maybe it's part of their culture to be that way or they're just stressed out from work. I put up with it because I like their food.
The exact opposite, the Japanese are some of the politest people you will ever come across, but tend to be rarer than any other Asians in the US. Japanese probably don't really have a good reason to come to the US except maybe getting into the easier colleges here since Japan is almost as economically stable as the US.
Another cool thing about Asians is they're more likely to date outside their race more than any other. It just shows their open mindedness.
Famous Asians: Bruce Lee, Tetsuya Nomura, Ho Chi Min
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Asians are fucking smart respect a Asian u shall bow to the Asian and don’t even call him Chinese if they ain’t Asian we gonna spank yo as
I need help Asian comes bow to him
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A person who is smart and awesome.
Stranger: Oh my god did you see that asian!?
Stranger’s Friend: Yes! That asian is so smart and awesome.
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1. A way of life commonly attributed to those of Asian origin
2. Much like a religion, e.g. Judaism, where there is worship of sushi, maths, and all things Asian
3. Asianistic - pertaining to Asianism; Asian
1. Person A: "Dude, my family spent the whole of last night making sushi"
Person B: "Maybe they've converted to Asianism?"
2. Person A: "Sarah aced the economics test"
Person B: "That's because she's an Asianist"
3. Person A: "What's for dinner?"
Mum: "Rice and -"
Person A: "YOU ASIANIST!"
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the people who will take over the earth; stereotypes include:
we are freakishly smart (which is true)
we are yellow shorties
we sound like Peter Chao
we are nerds that wears nerdy clothes
we are only chinese, japanese, korean, etc and not russian, indian, etc.
Facts about us:
we are smarticle particles
we are actually very fashionable
we're actually pretty popular
we are AWESOME!!!!
Bob: Do you like being Asian?
(insert chinese name): COURSE I DO, I'LL TAKE OVER AND BE AWESOME AND PWN YOU IN MATH AND GET STRAIGHT A'S AND I'M POPULAR TOO!
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We're not always nerds, so pls don't bully or call Asian kids in ur school nerds. Asians are pretty too, we don't always wear glasses and hold a bunch of books as u think. We wear cool stuff but we're just shy bc some kids said we're nerds. Btw don't be racist bc we eat something that you don't like :)
Student 1: Hey is that the Vietnamese nerd just moved in?
Student 2: Don't say Asians are nerds :) not fun at all, you just haven't know how cool are they yet.
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Common terms: Usually used to determine someone of the race from the Asian area. Someone who excels at math and science but struggles at English (mostly used as a stereotype).
Often racist terms would be used to offend people of Asian descent like e.x "Go back to your country ching chong bing bong" for Chinese Asians
Currently during the Covid-19 Pandemic, racist Americans (mostly from the south) have been insulting Chinese people calling Covid the "chinese virus".
(White) Person 1: "Hey you, you are smart at math, go do my math homework."
(Asian) Person 2: "don't judge us based on our race's stereotype."
(Asian) Person 2: "Cough, cough"
(White) Person 1: "EWWWWWW you have the chinese virus, go back to your ching chong bing bong land!"
(Asian) Person 2: "Fuck you, hill-billy"
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