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(v.) to excessively and wildly dismember a person's body using Asian weaponry (gallons of blood are typically lost from the victim's body when being ninja assassined)
Witness 1: Dude you completely ninja assassined that guy!
Assassin: Yeah I'm going cut his limbs off too.
Witness 2: Holy shit! There's blood everywhere!
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A npc from the game rune factory 4, who helps the protagonist of the game in multiple ways and even gives them a legendary dagger.
"Friendly assassin was my favorite npc from rune factory 4!"
A person who's voice is so nasal that - in rare circumstances - can cause death.
Man #1: *Incomprehensible nasal ramblings*
Man #2: Whimper...*THUD*
Concerned Onlooker: That poor man has just been slaughtered by a nasal assassin!
A person who kills every thread they post in, normally in two posts, the first makes the mood go OMFG, then the final post comes.
Damn, my thread was going well then that fooking thread assassin came and now I don't think there's a living thread on here!
When an individual changes the status on a friends facebook account that has been left logged on and unattended. The status is usually something terribly embarrassing.
Before status assassination--"Jesse is going to the grocery store"
After status assassination--"Jesse wears women's underwear because its sexy and comfortable, luvs it!!!!!"
a person who seeks ass and penatrates it while being stealthy
A young boy was walking down the street, little did he know his butt was about to be assassinated by the always leathal Butt Assassin.
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An assassin snail is a snail that kills other snails.
I bought an assassin snail from wal-mart.
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