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A hand job from a little person.
I went to the little person convention and the keynote speaker took me back to her room afterwards for a shetland assist.
1. When one guy helps another guy out for no other reason than they are both guys.
John: Hey Steve, thanks for that sack assist.
Steve: No problem John. Always nice to help out a fellow man.
The inaccurate reversal of a secretary job title for the purposes of inflating your position when you are actually making 45k and living in NorthJesus. Job description born out of delusions: serving as an officer/executive, actually mattering, and having a real job. Usual duties ACTUALLY include: changing printer paper, opening car doors, and sealing envelopes for mailing. See: self-absorbed.
I am loving my new job as the assistant executive, I am basically in charge of everyone except for the CEO!
When two men who claim to be straight engage in oral or anal sex and claim that it's to 'help out a brother in need'
This is often used as a justification or excuse to engage in homosexual intercourse.
This phrase can also apply if the submissive member is part of the lgbt community and the dominant member claims that they are straight and visa versa
I gave my bro a homie assist cuz he needed to get some stress out.
When someone grabs your schlong from behind in the urinal and guides your stream of piss into the bowl.
Jim: I got so drunk last night that Peter had to give me some aim assist.
A modification that is "use at your own risk" according to hypixel staff
Aim assist is bannable.
No,it's use at your own risk
Physician Assistant, a co-dependent primary level health care provider who often times possesses a masters degree. PA's can see patients, order testing, write scripts, etc.
Also known as a physician's bitch
I can't get into see the doctor for a month.
Why don't you see his physician assistant?
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