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standing at attention

In marching band, standing with your feet together, stomach in, chest out, shoulders back, chin up, and eyes with pride. It is very painful after long amounts of time.

After standing at attention for so long, my legs felt like jelly.

by dominito July 2, 2012

11πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Attention whore

Someone who craves attention. Attention whores usually don't care if they get made fun of, because they think that they are getting more attention if people are insulting them. By the time most attention whores leave high school, they finally realize that nobody ever cared about them.

This retarded canadian kid in my school is an attention whore. Everyone in my school makes fun of how fucking stupid he is and how he'll end up cleaning shit out of outhouses, but he is happy because he's getting attention. By the time he starts cleaning the stale shit out of his first assigned outhouse, he'll finally realize that nobody ever gave a shit about him. Hopefully, he won't have kids, or mankind's gene pool may be further poisoned by attention whores and/or failures.

by I hate attention whores... October 19, 2009

37πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


attention whores

A person who will sell their soul for attention.

Attention Whores Sarah Palin

by kenttheroofer December 3, 2011

19πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Attention Whore

Somebody who craves attention so much that they'll make themselves look like a sphincter just to get it

see him with that hat pulled over his face and barking like a dog... hes such an attention whore

by no-one111 February 7, 2009

15πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


The French Attention

In customer service when a customer is being unreasonable and asking for unnecessary accommodations despite the service they have been getting is beyond satisfactory, so the customer service staff will pretend to make the extra accommodations to please the ungrateful fucksticks. This works 100% of the time because these customers are attention seeking and lack a grip on reality, therefore they unable to actually determine the quality of service they are receiving.

β€œThe Karen on table 4 is complaining her Chicken Parm doesn’t have enough chicken.”
β€œ Give her The French Attention. Based on her haircut I doubt she has any ability to recognize objective quality.”

by waffleman95 March 2, 2021


Attention O'Clock

The time at which an attention seeking whore regularly texts a meme, joke or uninteresting anecdote to a group message to garner a response and/or attention.

Jane Doe just sent a text. It must be Attention O'Clock.

by Vegas Rollers April 5, 2023


Attention beggar

Someone who begs for attention

Just because I ask for attention doesn’t mean I’m an attention beggar.

by YuOfTheNight September 25, 2019