Average Pooch

A bush creature from a massive forest. In the tale of Gunt Midic and the five fuccing ugly pooches, she is the one that gets kidnapped and molested by the woodcutter, after which she is never seen again.

Laverne: Hey, have you seen my dog? She ran off into the woods and I can't find her.
Shirley: She probably got Average Pooched by a woodcutter.

Laverne: Yeah, you're probably right. Oh well.

Industry averages

The averages of certain figures in a selected industry. Usually


•Gross profit percentage
•Net profit percentage
•Return of capital employed

We are below the industry averages.

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Average Neighbor

A guy who lives next door to you, who you thought was very attractive at first glance. Then when you hang out with him, you realize that he is not hot, he is just average.

Average neighbor was mowing his lawn today!

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brutally average

A person who is a complete 5 out of 10 in looks, not offensively ugly, not exactly pretty either. Persons deemed brutally average are usually also goggle-proof.

Dude: "That girl's rather plain looking, 5 out of 10"
Dude's friend: "She's brutally average!"

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21 Average

When somebody look like a Walmart 21 Savage and tries to look cool or show something off.

Tay: I’m the best skater alive!
*falls on his face
Bryson: Nice one, 21 Average.

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Average Judy

Also known as Booty Judy or Juicy Judy. A girl with a juicy size and average titties because she's average Judy.

Giiiiiiiiiirl she's an Average Judy mmmm finneeee..... ;)

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Average Joe

pretty good series, where average guys fight for the love of some bird, who hates them all.

Includes some fat fuck dancing, with stupid cowbuy moves, and looking like a complete tube

Dude, she was like awesome.

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