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"I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, four by four animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim."
"We serve FOOD here, sir."
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The singer of GUNS 'N' ROSES, the best band to ever grace the Earth. Has an amazing variety of voice tones. Woman love him,
now he is a fat-ass bitch but he was amazing.
He sings so good, almost as good as Axle Rose
The state one finds oneself in after a prolonged bender or an extended state of inebriation. Can also describe the act of becoming intoxicated, inebriated, high, turnt, tanked, or wrecked, especially after a period of abstinence or sobriety. Used similarly to the phrase "Three sheets to the wind". It denotes that one hasn't just fallen off "the wagon", but has in fact gone under the wheels and subsequently wrapped round the axle.
Hey Jack, I thought you were off the sauce? Looks like you've been getting wrapped round the axle again.
Man, I must have blacked out last night, I haven't haven't gotten that fucked up since last mardi gras, I really got wrapped around the axle *vomit*
Yo, Mark, wanna come by for Forties and blunts? Fuckin A we're getting wrapped round the axle tonight boooooi
I'm higher than Cooter Brown, two more hits and I'ma be axle wrapped.
Axle is a very loving and caring person. Their passion for the arts and music is impeccable and they’re an amazing person to talk to about anything and everything without being judged. Their looks are unlike no others with their wild black hair and icy blue eyes that could make anyone fall for them. Axle is the most compassionate and interesting person you could ever meet.
“Hey have you met Axle?”
“Yeah they helped me learn the guitar one time, i love them.”
Axle is the sweetest, kindest, best friend any girl could ask for. Axle is the guy who would care for you when nobody else would, is there for you no matter what, and will always forgive you no matter what you do. Axle loves motorbikes and trucks especially GMCs. He has the best hair and the best sense of humor, he has a pretty smile and Gorgeous eyes. Axle will make you feel special and like the best looking person in the world. I will love him forever, no matter if we fall off or we decide to never speak again. Axle is one of my favorite people on the planet. I love axle<3
Guy: “yo have you seen axle lately with that fresh fade”
Guy2: “bro he looks like a mushroom”
Guy: “what did you just say about my boy?!???”