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Hehe, I just found out Billy is a confirmed bachelor.
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A sexual experience in which a female ejaculates onto a man's face.
Able to produce large amounts of cum, Alicia gave her boyfriend the Bachelor Blaster.
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A pejorative term for self-righteous, soft science and humanities students with savior complexes, who act like they know what is best for everyone (particularly working class, blue collar, and marginalized people), when really they don't really do anything besides sitting around sniffing their own farts in a state of smug satisfaction.
They come in many forms, but are often identified by their inability to understand that their personal beliefs about the world don't give them the right to lecture someone who actually contributes value to society while they work on their theories on how to change the world despite never actually having built, fixed, or created anything of tangible value.
Power Linesman: So there's this intern kid screaming in my face about how using the word Linesman is exclusive to women, then they go off about some fucking nonsense, and I'm wondering when this moron is going to stop yelling at me so I can get to work fixing the powerlines.
Boom Operator: That's a bachelor of farts major though, in half an hour when his phone is dead he'll be complaining about how he's oppressed because he doesn't have power... probably blame it on the patriarchy or some shit but really it's cause they never shut the fuck up an do anything.
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to drink water directly from the faucet.
Dude 1: "Hey, you need a glass?"
Dude 2: "Nah, I'll just take a quick bachelor sip."
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As advertised on billboards in Futurama.
Ingredients:
1 bowl of chili
1 handful of shredded cheese
1 egg, scrambled
1 handful of fritos
1 tabasco sauce.
Mix together in a large bowl and serve piping hot.
To say that bachelor chow sticks to your ribs is an understatement.
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When a bachelor orders a lot of food to improve solitary weeks.
Pete was going out to the cottage with his girlfriend, while Lorenzo ordered Chinese food for the fifth time that month. Lorenzo is always single and orders take out from restaurants habitually - bachelor takeout.
Choosing to eat at the counter when eating at the table is totally a feasible option.
Then he assumed the bachelor stance as he devoured the tacos