bacon

one who makes use of the technology of superficial skin color enhancing to the point where such a person develops a dual-toned skin color. no long classified as a "caucasian with a tan", this person has now taken on the texture and hue of "bacon."

dayum!! dijoo see huh faceee? she looks like bacon!

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baconator

a large,white trash woman who sexually attacks men when they are intoxicated/sleeping. She usually requests bacon and OJ in the morning. called the "baconator" cause nobody knows her real name.

"hey, where did jim go last night?"
-"the baconator got him..poor guy"

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Baconator

A baconator is a big red pussy. As popularized by the Wendy's commercial, when you are in an easy chair and a hot red-haired girl crams her clam into/onto your face, you are face deep in a baconator.

"Dude sorry I couldn't smoke last night, I was face deep in a baconator."

"I'd love to be face deep in a baconator."

"I don't like baconators, I prefer dicks."

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Bacon

Meaty strips of porky goodness which take far to long to prepare compared to how much of it you get, but daaaaamn, it's worth it.

For health reasons, I tried to cut back on bacon by living without it for one month.
I was not a happy camper that month.

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Bacon

Email that you've signed up for, but now it clutters your inbox. Not spam, but bacon.

I need to unsubscribe from these email lists cuz I got too much bacon in my inbox.

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Bacon

FUCK-YEA

AMERICA is almost as good as bacon

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Bacon

The food of the Gods.

Poseidon: "Hey Zeus, what're you cookin' for dinner tonight?"

Zeus: "Bacon, of course."

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