Blackwater Bagpipe

When a male coal miner sits on another males chest and defecates whilst the other male conducts oral sex

Can't wait to get back to camp to play the Blackwater Bagpipe

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kentucky bagpipe

when a straw is inserted into a vagina or ass hole and then drank from.

a kentucky bagpipe is pretty fuckin gross.

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rusty bagpipe

getting your cock and balls fondled while having your ass eaten

I was out with that chick Diana last night and she did a rusty bagpipe on me

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Polish Bagpipes

The act of placing a straw underneath an armpit and plowing to create a series of flatulance noises.

The silly boy pulled out the Polish Bagpipes at the wedding cermony as the bride walked down the aisle.

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Mexican Bagpipes

Mexican bagpipes are that wonderful instrument that most all Mexicans have. A lawn mower.

Gary-You look really pissed off Wayne whats wrong?
Wayne-I had to spend my whole afternoon listening to Mexican Bagpipes while I was watching TV. It was Horrible!

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Swedish bagpipes

1. A variety of bagpipes played in traditional Swedish folk music.
2. The male genitalia; less commonly, the penis.

You look like you have a lot of musical talent. Care to come back to my place and put your lips to my Swedish bagpipes?

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Rusty Bagpipes

Scottish sexual practice of wanking off multiple blokes' pipes,
while simultaneously licking their blowholes.

Helen gave me and my mate Angus the Rusty Bagpipes.
She blew a mighty ditty. Och aye!

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