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Balloon Shop- Most definitely the greatest youtube channel out there with hits such as
Hey Ben
Take it to the Next Level
Shake
Snack Pack
I'm Listening to my Radio, Derrick!
and much much more
Guy 1: did you see the new balloon shop video
Guy 2: yeah, dude it was hilarious
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Someone who appears to be in grave danger and has everyone fearing for their safety, but in the end are revealed to be nothing but a phony and a complete waste of time.
News Anchor 1: "It appears that balloon boy has crashed into a field in Colorado...the rescuers are moving in...no one is inside the balloon!"
News Anchor 2: "We are getting word that balloon boy was never actually inside the balloon, but was actually just hiding in a box inside his garage the whole time."
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Somone who is unable to make logical decisions because they dont posses a brain in their head, just simply fresh air.
Why have you sold your car for half its value you balloon head?
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(n) an object to constrict the flow of blood to the ligaments. Used when "shooting" drugs into the arm.
Baby's black balloon makes her fly. I almost fell into that hole in her life.
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Description of the appearance of the butthole
He was eye to brown eye with her balloon knot
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when one person blows a large amount of air into the other person's mouth during a kiss, causing the cheeks to puff out.
The first time I gave my boyfriend a balloon kiss, he looked so surprised when his cheeks puffed out and his eyes bulged.
The default answer you give to someone who asks "what was that?" Mirroring the government's response to any UFO or UAP question.
Jake, when you threw that suction cup dildo across the classroom, Mrs Lovingcock asked me what was thrown. I just told her it was a Weather Balloon so she wouldn't question it further.